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The son of Dirty Harry star Clint Eastwood could have a dirty side of his own as he's rumoured to be starring in the movie adaptation of Fifty Shades of Grey. Insiders claim Scott Eastwood is one of five actors lined up to play heart-throb Christian Grey in the erotic romance. In response to the rumours, Scott, 27 tweeted: "What is all this talk about 50 shades of grey?

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Let me know. Universal is planning to release the movie version of the sexy trilogy on 1 August with production beginning next month. L James.


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The erotic trilogy, dubbed mummy porn, brought themes like bondage and sado-masochism into popular literature. With Scott Eastwood lined up to star in the film, we wondered what it would be like if dad Clint took the role instead I say, "You beguile me, Christian. Completely overwhelm me. I feel like Icarus flying too close to the sun. He pauses for a moment and whispers: "I know what you're thinking. Suddenly he grabs me, tipping me across his lap. With one smooth movement, he angles his body so my torso is resting on the bed beside him.

He throws his right leg over both mine, looks me in the eye and says: "Go ahead, make my day punk! He slides in beside me, and pulls me into his arms.

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Careful not to touch my stinging behind, we are spooning again. He kisses me softly beside my ear and sighs: "You gotta be kidding.

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I don't got any time to break in any newcomers. And yes, it is pretty awful, but when did that ever matter?

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Poor Kim Kardashian. All she has ever done is diet, wear make-up and buy her boyfriend Kanye West a Lamborghini. Now she is being held up as the scourge of the Western world. Not fair! The teacher despairs that millions of youngsters aspire to nothing more than to be like the pouting beauty, and I take her point.

Why do young women so admire Kimmy? She has never done or said anything of interest; she merely wanders around looking like a velveteen blow-up sex-doll who has mislaid her front door keys. Kardashian-worship is almost as depressing as Cheryl-adoration. No, not performing.

Is the terrible truth that millions of little girls like them just because they are pretty? Oh dear, oh dear. Dr Wright is right. Role models really are getting ropier. I am utterly disgusted at the way the victims of the Farepak scandal have been treated and continue to be treated. Back in , more than , customers had saved up, paying regular instalments into a scheme to provide a Christmas hamper for their family.


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Many were elderly, most were low-waged. Victims of the Farepak scandal have never been given a fair deal. Once again, it shows the contempt that bankers have for ordinary people.

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When is their turn in the dock going to come? Not quickly enough. Royal Ascot has issued a new dress code for the Royal Enclosure. It seems incredible that any of this is necessary, but we all know the reality. From High Street to school dance to race course, porn star chic is increasingly popular, as is the attitude that dressing up for an occasion actually means dressing down and wearing as little as possible.

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And, of course, like anything else in British public life, the new Ascot strictures are all about class, not dress. These scarves are hideous things which make women look like cat baskets. So my advice is crash the pash and get the tatts out for the lads. What on earth does Zara the Chav look like in her Olympic kit? I hate to say it, but without the professional ministrations of the grooming teams usually supplied by her commercial sponsors, she looks like a right mess.

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